You guys are talking and your friend tells a joke:
Teacher catches you and goes like:
You both stare back at teacher like:
As soon as teacher turns her back:
Maaaan, hell yeah I'm a dude and I don't what people may think, yes I have a tumblr.
Fish Custard and The Cumberbeast: Listening to this at the moment - makes me laugh every time!
“Fuck Her Gently” by Tenancious D
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes…
Talking in class with your best friend…
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
15 year old girl holds a bowl of rice. People call her “japanese”, but no, she is pinoy. People call another guy “korean”, no one knows he is really twainese. People call an old man “ugly”, no one knos he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting to save his rice fields when it was under attack by aliens. Reblog this if you are against racism and asian stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won’t,the other 22 arent heartless and will.
(via ricecore)
